Virgil Lesaca was promoted to 1 year old just one year after being born. Miraculously, he has increased his age in an incredible streak that has continued for decades.
"You know it's hot when you look at your phone and you open your weather app and that thing says it's 98 degrees outside so yeah no wonder it's hot." -- on the intricacies of technology and climates
Lesaca is currently employed at a job that pays several dollars more than his previous jobs, which is exactly what you want in terms of being able to purchase goods. He hopes that one day someone adapts his book into a film and everyone in the world loves it so he can get buku dinero and not work anymore ever.
The Evolution of Possibly the Greatest Guy in the Wurl
"Just a regular dude trying to have a good time."
"Cobra is a sick ass movie."