Virgil Lesaca

Virgil Lesaca began his successful career at an extremely early age. He was promoted to 1 year old just one year after being born. Miraculously, he has increased his age in an incredible streak that has continued for decades. After learning to walk, he quickly transitioned to more advanced migration techniques, such as sneaking and juking. 

In 2015, he got married and started a family. Pretty cool stuff in terms of things of that nature. 

He is currently an employee at a job that pays him several dollars more than he received at his previous jobs, which is exactly what you want in terms of progress and being able to buy stuff. 

For now, he is focused on remembering passwords to his various bill-paying sites and hopes that someone adapts his book into a film so that he can make a little extra dough. $250K.